I’ve always said to my men friends, If you really care for me, darling, you will give me territory. Give me land, give me land.

— Eartha Kitt

Below are some items big and small that would benefit me and my ongoing pursuits in life.

Big Deals


This is one of my main goals. I already have my heart set on a property. Do you want to help me with this?

Send me an email with questions....


I spend a lot of time on the go and would prefer to have a vehicle that can accommodate my lifestyle. Do you have something in your driveway that you'd like to hand down to me? Maybe you've seen something that you think I would like and want to help me get it.

Smaller Gifts

Care to indulge me in a gift? I certainly love getting spoiled. My wishlist can be found here. Gift cards an be sent directly to maiaoliverpnw@gmail.com

For my pup!

Additionally, my Labrador puppy loves getting spoiled and is on the look out for a Daddy Warbucks of her own. She very much appreciates gift cards to Pet Pros or All The Best Pet Care. She's also looking for a benefactor to sponsor her ongoing training classes. Candid shots of my dog-child can be found scattered throughout my twitter feed. To inquire about helping the world's cutest pup reach her goals and dreams, send an email with "Puppy Princess" in the subject line.